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I’ve got the same roommate and he smokes all my fucking weed.

Me: Fuck you past me! Always leaving me to clean up your mess!

I’ve told everyone I work with that this is all an act and I hate most people.

Yeah, let Poland invade someone for once!

I’ve been hoping for that big EMP from the sun I keep getting told about.

3+7

Rock, Animal skin, jaws.

My primary school teacher called me a liar and a theif In front of the entire class because I had a months old document that teachers use for an assembly in my draw for some reason.