Oh, it ‘reads’ as pie? That took way too long!

Great title - quality crossover

…wow

Bed religion!

These are great, but how did you blow straight past ‘the dear cunter’?

This is great, but I need more training… Please?

why do we do this self rate-baiting?

is it vain imaginings, where we have all the comebacks or some sort of victim persecution complex (I guess that’s another form of vain thinking)

The dialogue in the is what really make it for me. Great work OP!

This sounds like a great tshirt to print

Just don’t wear it to a job interview

Its like a platitude but it’s not even well-meaning.

I’m pretty sure my next metal band name is going to be called ‘death by platitudes’ (I’m kidding, but I trust you get the idea…)

Woah, spoilers dude!

I reckon the electricity is the real killer (and the noise!)

Be kind - rewind!

“What do you mean? That’s the clinical best practise!!” - Siemens healthcare/Philips or any other medical vendor

(and I’m not talking about air gaps!)

I always wondered why they included that!