They knew what they were doing when they named the department.
So many jokes they achieve semantic satiation and aren’t funny anymore.
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She was a prosecutor, not an incompetent defense attorney. That would’ve been more respectable.
Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?
Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.
The toilet is obviously designed to hold your weight, since its normal use involves sitting on it.
The lid spans about a foot across the bowl rim and is typically made of wood or plastic about 1/2" thick. Those materials are plenty strong enough to hold the weight of a human across that size span.
The only lids I would hesitate to sit on are the absolute bottom-dollar cheap plastic ones like this, where the lid has been hollowed out to save material.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9SDSAOXf4
They also made a velvet toilet seat, which I’d argue is even worse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ORbHSQ5pw
Also, another Youtuber one-upped them with a “mood ring whole bathroom”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6vhlmWzIQs
My concern would be less about whether it sends the original or creates a perfect copy, but more about how reliable it is. Getting Riker’d/Boimler’d would be okay, but having more than a negligible chance of any other sort of transporter accident would definitely give me pause.
Sure, its flammable and all, but so is jet fuel, and we can throw giant tanks of that stuff into the air safely with enough engineering put into it.
As long as we don’t paint the airship skin with it.
Usually these are supposed to be ironic, but I genuinely see nothing wrong with this.
My Firefox has a couple hundred tabs open, one of which had a memory leak. It was getting killed by the OOM killer (on my 64GB of RAM system!) about twice a day. It’s not doing it anymore, though; I must’ve closed the correct tab.
The real “fiscal conservatives” are the “bleeding-heart liberals.”
That should be my choice, not theirs. I should at least be able to opt into having useful information directly in the email!
Subject: your billing statement is now available
Body: Log on to our website because we couldn’t possibly JUST FUCKING TELL YOU HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY OR WHATEVER YOU USED THIS MONTH DIRECTLY IN THE E-MAIL; no, we’ve got to play fucking games and make you do extra work and stop you from automatically having a record of your shit without having to deliberately log on to the platform we control and download them individually with 30 seconds worth of clicking between each one.
WTF is even the point of the email if there’s NO USEFUL INFORMATION IN IT?!
It’s funny because it’s true.
The best way to quit Windows is cold-turkey.
The abyss is the ocean; the void is space.
If you scream into the abyss, you’ll get water in your lungs and drown.
If you stare into the void, you’ll just see stars and stuff (as opposed to staring into the abyss, which is mysterious and unsettling because you actually can’t see through it very far).
I guess it would seem weird in an adults house so i won’t buy any.
Relevant XKCD:
Sigh… unzips
No, just distribution.
Ah, so that’s where chupacabras come from.