

That’s the neat part: you can’t repress your gender identity because ‘straight’ wasn’t an option!
(Unless you actually are straight, but whatever – it won’t kill us to be the ones who have to just fuckin’ deal with it, for once!)
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(Seriously though, my intent was to be funny in an inclusive way, not a repressive way. Apologies if I missed the mark!)
Fuckwad doesn’t even deserve the residual attention that comes from being parodied, though. He deserves nothing but obscurity.