“Hello, my name is [redacted] and I’m a recovering dualboot user. It’s been…wow, yeah, I’m 27 days sober using only Linux on my machine…You know, it’s like they tell you, you think you’ll never stop. You think “How could I stop drinking this Win11 slop? My whole life has been like this!” Naw, man. When they tell you that you don’t miss the taste, that it will come to disgust you, looking back. They’re right. They were all right all alo-” insert meloncolic sobbing for 92 minutes

“Excuse me…sir? This is a Wendy’s.”

Mon Dieu, qui voudrait supprimer le pack de langue française ?

Was sadly on Windows without my explicit consent :(

To be fair, the way I would get around the URL blocker at work for some basic 10 minute diversion type games would be up just have Gemini code a game for me and run it locally.

“You doing your ugly type type type stuff?” - My OSX using spouse when I do literally anything in terminal

Literally dozens of us.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a hard sell for a font.

Yeah, I have an old SSD in an SSK container and that’s where I’ve banished windows to. As long as GRUB can find the right drive and system partition, it’s not hard.

How dare it work!

Who TF is scared by Mint?

Did a clean upgrade/install of Mint about 10 hours ago. I’m back to business as usual. Minor tweaks, no tinkering.

Sure, but I think the cultural component of Agent Orange had a lot to do with it as well. That’s why it’s always sprayed by planes.

Yes, but the conspiracy theory version is that it’s a scam to further the scam that is climate change. It doesn’t make any sense.

Yes

Well, and “it causes cancer” is as well. But not like… It’s raining down cancer on you. More like jet fuel contains known carcinogens.

It’s more the direct effects. According to my mom, the chemtrails should have…I don’t know, but done whatever it was supposed to be doing by now. A 30+ year timeline for something causing cancer? So less bad than smoking? That’s the metric?

“It’s chemicals!”

“It’s spider webs of chemicals!”

“It’s microchips!”

“It’s sun blocking special metallic smoke!”

“It’s cancer seeds!”

• My Mom, an expert on chemtrails

4, trapped in a glass case of emotions.

Pope Scotty doesn’t know

That Jesus and me

Do it in my van every Sunday…

Holy shit. This happened to me last week.

Turned off Safe Boot when going back over to Win on a dualboot after 6 months. Wanted to avoid updates nuking my dualboot option. (Edit: As was a Win issue 6 months ago)

…enter Bitlocker recovery for Every. Single. Logon.

Just need to do one thing that needs genuine Win11 fingerprint and then I’m doing a 22.1 fresh install.

“Why don’t they make the whole plane out of Bakelite?”

And slam it over and over. And the phone was fine.