And the school who handed them out will suspend kids for having drug paraphernalia.

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Congratulations, you remembered.

Could be a mistype, if your mail is vaguely recognizable language. I know my “email neighbor” has gotten a fair share of my mistypes.

Get your .0012¢ for a $7 processing fee!

MOM! Phineas and Ferb went on a 10 year hiatus.

Not my fault they choose to Linux on hard mode :p

Everything is fantastic. Plus it can be integrated (somewhat) into Classic Shell’s search.

Meanwhile Windows; Hi, you saved a file earlier? Let’s search for it. Nope, can’t find it, do you want to search Bing? No? [A few minutes later] Ooo, so sorry you’re offline and can’t download it. Too bad.

Ios; you want to open the file in an app? OK, click 7 buttons and we’ll make a local copy stored in the app’s specific folder you didn’t know existed.

Chrome; what’s a file?

Linux; which file browser would you like to use today?

Self sabotage

In fairness, if you saw a stranger enter your town and the first thing they do is murder a random chicken in cold blood, you’d be raising the alarm too.

WARNING 100% OF CHILDREN EXPOSED TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE DIE!

You see the free trial is for the super premium add-free teir, once you sign up you get the add version.

I suppose there could be business in procurement of “specialty products”. These guys do all the shopping around or find someone to make that one odd part you need or figure where to get 50,000 packages of foobar and how to ship/store it while you continue on with your life.

…have you ever gone?

Oh great, so NASA is the mean one for not going easy on the kid. Now their big brother is gonna come next time.

Or NASA has better ping than the aliens.

Start today!!! Today’s a great day to tell all your friends and family absurd things with zero repercussions. (As long as you say the magic phrase at the end)

Jokes on you, its groundhog day so I can just do it right tomorrow

Ah shoot I mixed that up, meant to say “the lion can jump higher…” Oh well.