Sorry we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates (You’re not the VP’s son).

The software is arrogant and needs to know its place. It serves the user. It should obey.

Our computer.

I’ve had fantasies of becoming a bus driver.

Three of our best senior engineers eventually decided to become farmers. One “retired” to be a personal chef.

I’m just saying.

I don’t like how there isn’t a nice, cross-platform and secure way to sync my keys. Not all services allow multiple keys to exist at once.

I was in the area but only for four hours. That was nowhere near enough time to do that museum. It was huge.

I wonder if this is the museum in Ohio.

Out of tree module taints kernel for a reason.

I believe it does take confirmation via the ENTER key.

There’s a project that automatically corrects common errors with your last command as well with the same name.

My wife made a giant folder called garbage she shoves stuff that she copied out of Windows to put in OneDrive so it can’t fit her files when it decides to randomly start uploading again.

Living your best life!

No seriously though. Do what makes you happy because it’s your life. Everybody dies at the end.

They say they’re the distribution for humans. Apparently, it is so!

I think it doesn’t occur to most people to even consider what OS to use on a computer. They just use the computer.

All the games I play regularly worked with zero configuration. I can count on one hand the number of times I had to tweak something to get a game running. Gaming on Linux is amazing these days.

However, there are a few popular games still broken. I don’t do online competitive, so this doesn’t impact me.

My Linux installs break all the time because I can’t leave well enough alone. It’s always been my own fault.

Sounds like you need to hang out with better people. I doubt my friends could even tell you what phone I use, and Androids can easily cost more than an iPhone. People who call it cheap are uneducated on the subject and leaning toward shallow at best.

I installed Mint for my grandmother. I only visit twice a year and I’ve never had to help her fix it. On the other hand, I have have had to recover family Windows computers that had a bad update.

I love how on Android the system may warn your app about memory pressure, but it reserves the right to happily SIGKILL with no warning whatsoever and zero opportunity for recovery.

I have a microwave that makes a noise when you stop it manually and also when you open and shut the door the beeping continues until the full sequence of beeps has completed.

I’ll be moving soon, and I am absolutely not taking it with me.