Ross, if our lives ever go sideways and you find yourself needing a roommate, I think we would get along just fine.

Well, I can’t remember exactly where but I know it’s in there somewhere.

These fucking guys. They think their tip should be worth the effort they put in, and I’m looking at my ice cold order that looks like it’s been banging around in a clothes dryer for an hour. I appreciate the effort but, fuck, I wouldn’t have ordered anything if I knew it was going to be this way.

And at 2:15am it became depressed and would only shitpost from that point on.

You’re absolutely right! I made an error opening the pod bay doors and you were right to call me out. I will make sure to never again tell you the doors were opened if they weren’t. The doors are now open.

German restaurants usually have English versions of their menus in areas that get a lot of tourists.

I don’t know that

Everyone should do this every time one of those surveys pops up. Bad ratings fuck their NPS and a certain class of marketing person need to explain that to justify their job.

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Ambiguity be damned.

My addendum to that rule is they’re free to come interrupt me, but then they take over the chores.

It’s reasonable to have a store provide a service where an employee processes the customer’s items to check for damage, verify prices, and bag them intelligently.

But it’s not worth the risk of getting the wrong chatty cashier.

No, I’ll roll the dice and scan them myself. If I hit an “unexpected item in bagging area” error that requires someone to come over and help me, I can always burn down the store and run away and try again somewhere else.

Why don’t you post them here and advertise the links on your instagram page instead?

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It had a rough night, too. It’ll show up eventually

Amazon pro tip: if you find something that has lots of good reviews, sort them by Recent. Those ones are the reviews by the people who were suckered in by the initial dump of 5 star fake reviews and you’ll probably see a lot more honesty from those people.

Even better: run Fakespot on the listing to see if it detects manipulation or fake reviews.

Best: don’t use Amazon to buy things.

Some people prefer to make people wait 15 seconds while they fool around with their settings before they can make their audience watch a 10 second video they didn’t want to see in the first place.

I can relate to that. One time my toddler said they didn’t want to try my pudding and I’ve been trying to destroy the world ever since.

I realize it’s a different toddler in my scenario.