I JUST TOOK IT OFF FOR A SECOND

Yeah but the Steam Box comes with steam already inside. If you build a PC you need to get your own steam and then someone put it all inside yourself.

I dunno, that sounds like like Sisyphean task to me.

I’m a huge fan of Drysol. You apply it once every few months and it prevents you from sweating. It’s a little itchy while drying but after that you’re sweat free for weeks! Then you can go without a daily product, or just a light wipe of deodorant if you like the smell.

Also shout out to bathroom spray. Sometimes I want to smell shit and potpourri together!

Ross, if our lives ever go sideways and you find yourself needing a roommate, I think we would get along just fine.

Well, I can’t remember exactly where but I know it’s in there somewhere.

These fucking guys. They think their tip should be worth the effort they put in, and I’m looking at my ice cold order that looks like it’s been banging around in a clothes dryer for an hour. I appreciate the effort but, fuck, I wouldn’t have ordered anything if I knew it was going to be this way.

And at 2:15am it became depressed and would only shitpost from that point on.

You’re absolutely right! I made an error opening the pod bay doors and you were right to call me out. I will make sure to never again tell you the doors were opened if they weren’t. The doors are now open.

German restaurants usually have English versions of their menus in areas that get a lot of tourists.

I don’t know that

Everyone should do this every time one of those surveys pops up. Bad ratings fuck their NPS and a certain class of marketing person need to explain that to justify their job.

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Ambiguity be damned.

My addendum to that rule is they’re free to come interrupt me, but then they take over the chores.

It’s reasonable to have a store provide a service where an employee processes the customer’s items to check for damage, verify prices, and bag them intelligently.

But it’s not worth the risk of getting the wrong chatty cashier.

No, I’ll roll the dice and scan them myself. If I hit an “unexpected item in bagging area” error that requires someone to come over and help me, I can always burn down the store and run away and try again somewhere else.

Why don’t you post them here and advertise the links on your instagram page instead?

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It had a rough night, too. It’ll show up eventually

Amazon pro tip: if you find something that has lots of good reviews, sort them by Recent. Those ones are the reviews by the people who were suckered in by the initial dump of 5 star fake reviews and you’ll probably see a lot more honesty from those people.

Even better: run Fakespot on the listing to see if it detects manipulation or fake reviews.

Best: don’t use Amazon to buy things.