Mayor Poopington

It’s only an hour drive from me, I should try that line

Gotta keep something cool. My ass would still get sweaty

I think you’re right. -22 is more bivy sack range

Aren’t bivys rated for a lot colder? 22 is cold but it’s not that cold

My penis (trigger) is in front of my balls (magazine)

Guess I’m a bullpup

Pretty sure I fart stronger than that

I also thought it was Linux shitposting, but I’ve had a few comments deleted there. I think they seriously hate Linux for some reason.