The best thing about a colonoscopy is that once it’s over, you’ve got a decade until your next one.

When the cat
comes around

There’ll be a paw
with claws
reaching down

Wow, thank you, this is great!

Varination

Ugh this is right up my weird little alley

Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.

I have that exact tray!

Come on, worms.

I kinda wanna be her when I grow up.

I will buy this adorable sheepo

Yeah this is pretty much my life and it’s awesome :)

Two claws, one arm

It trickln’t

I swear this man is a gift from god herself

Sugar has it all figured out!

Haha this is why I pick a DoubleTree whenever I can!

Yep! That was the first qntm book I read.

I only know 3 of these shows and they’re all awesome

Oh shit latkes are like bringing a gun to a knife fight. None of the other options even come close.