I mean, I get that it can make you insecure but you really don’t have to drink piss about it.

Don’t tempt me, you son of a bitch.

Listen, we’ve all done it.

We all have bash or fish or zsh aliases to do it in command.

We all love the feeling of a pulsing phone in our asses.

But we don’t talk about it.

Gross. Champagne. Ee.

People also think they’re married to the Golden Gate Bridge so.

When it updatedssystem files it’ll do this when you shut down your computer.

If you never shut it down it never will lol

Yeah but can a sex bot piss in my mouth while sucking my dick while I yell “but mommy I don’t like apple juice”?

They all use Hannah Montana Linux because every other kind of Linux is for posers. Especially arch, btw.