3 seconds? No, he didn’t even rang. Reattempt? No, he will take it to the nearest parcel shop. Nearest? No, some random shop in the city.

They just leave it at the door

Only if I’m lucky :(

As a German: It’s totally normal to order a glass of (soda) water when you’re in a restaurant for example. I personally prefer the good old Apfelschorle when I’m driving, which is not 0g sugar though.

Instructions unclear. I have a desktop PC and now my monitor arm is broken. My 38 inch screen fell on the floor. You’ll hear from my lawyers.

I actually thought I am part of this blessed generation that can use a computer. But rotating a PDF? That beats me.

Edit: In Okular it’s actually easy to find this function. I was never looking for this for my whole life.