Bazinga, amirite?

I suppose it depends on what sort of parties one throws.

What keeps me going is knowing that the fear of having their wealth taken absolutely destroys their happiness. There are so many invisible prosperous and successful people WHO KNEW WHEN TO QUIT and go fishing.

The sad monsters who won’t have the epiphany they can easily afford to indulge need intervention for their sake and ours.

A couple days. And not technically, but the box needs to be quite strong. Plus there’s some extra prep work.

kinda gruesome for a joke but you did ask

I helped maintain a dermestid beetle colony that was used by a natural history museum to prep specimens for display.

They are surprisingly easy to care for. It was just a large wooden box full of ripped up paper egg cartons. Drop a nice head in there and mist the cardboard with some water. Soon you have a nice clean skull. When not using it, just mist the cardboard once a week. The beetles just hang out between feedings.

For science purposes only, folks

That mark would be more in the area of Rexburg. IYKYK

Both parent comments can be true at the same time. Fact.

If you ain’t woke, you ain’t getting laid.

It’s basic science.

A combination of both strong edibles and bong hits should probably do it. It helps if you have an unprocessed and unrealized fantasy to be a possum whisperer.

The lesson is that kids of all species are dickholes to each other.

<chefs kiss>

Perfection!

Boot Liquor changed my musical tastes forever!

They have a decent stand-alone app too. Lots of good stations.

I solved this problem for life by going to my 10 year reunion (a mostly Mormon town). I only went because I happened to be on a motorcycle trip in the region with a girlfriend, a certified Freaky-Chick™️.

I had my own bike, but chose to ride on the back of hers to add extra confusion.

Just to be sure I was not included any more, I loudly proposed we wait at least 25 years for another when the choices presented were 5 or 10 years for the next one.

I swear I can hear your accent from text alone. I am surely wrong but thanks for writing that. It grabbed me.

It’s a 3D model format used in 3D printing. It’s a generic CAD file type, if you are into 3D design stuff

It’s available as an STL that prints in resin quite well. I had to hollow the base and add a drain hole, but now I am very pleased with the doom I have brought upon myself.

I know, right, we don’t even know if it was dairy milk.

Your mom, when I finally text her back.

They used to give more feedback inadvertently, loud floopy drives, modem noises, all that. Then they got earily quiet and still.

Then Apple spent many millions restoring haptic feedback to their trackpad to create the illusion it was still mechanical when it is not.

I leave the conclusion here as an exercise for the reader.

And so say we all.