Upvoting cause this comment made me literally lol

Neither. Cock.

Fuck your shitty waste of space lawn :)

Red/left/bloods side is worse. My asshole is already dirty when I’m pooping, so toilet water on my ass is what it is. But my dick? My dick is clean—I don’t want my pickle rubbing up on some shit stained toilet bowl, no thank you. I’ll take the kiss.

Right? Like go take that shit to twitter—plenty of maga psychos will eat it up.

EDIT: OP seems to be a trumper who reposts Babylon Bee articles. This dude is MAGA or MAGA adjacent, not worth your time. Block and keep scrolling :)

Look, I found the losers who say shit like “I could never live in NYC”!

Reddit ass comment

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Millennials damn near invented therapy with all their mental wellness shit—tf is this post?

You sound like an incel calling other men “sigma” — cringe shit dude, you don’t have to be chronically online.

Tell me this is a joke. Where’s the /s? Do people actually sincerely call other men “Chad” like that? Beyond cringe. Beyond.

Okay but Mean Girls was supposed to be ridiculous and unrealistic. They hired a 25-yr-old Rachel McAdams to play a high school junior for a reason lol