they race up behind you, tailgate you, swerve to pass you in the next lane, then take several seconds to get going at the light, all while I’m still coasting in gently because I timed the light change

goddamn right I’m up their ass honking at them. get a fucking move on dipshit

I only complain about them when they get mad about me using my own unweighed bags or moving products around on the out feed table as I pack the bags.