I grew up in an Asian household, dairy wasn’t really a thing. If I drink a glass of milk I’ll probably shit myself. That goes for most of my family. Having a glass of milk with dinner would be a really bad idea

This is why you have the mouse grafted to the employee’s hand for optimal efficiency

You can’t see it so you probably wouldn’t be aware of its existence

In the good old days socially anxious people would just get stabbed in central park.

True. Many things got left to Beaver, some say too many things got left to Beaver. Much of McCarthyism and the Red scare can be blamed on little Theodore Cleaver.

I really enjoyed the original series, the other stuff just seems daunting to me.

Yes but everything is shot straight up your ass. Food, news and entertainment. Straight up the ass through a tube.

I don’t know but I’ll happily attack you. Please list your insecurities so I can more accurately ridicule you.

Nice, this is exactly why a forest has no car seats. Go achieve your life goals

I don’t wish to learn any more about Germany

ASL was extremely useful. We only had usernames, no profile pictures or anything else. ASL is what you asked if you were chatting on quakenet or another server. Most of the time you knew the regulars on your channel. Often mods would ask your ASL and if it turned out later you were lying then you’d get kicked or muted.

Yes, that’s exactly me. I need to use creative cloud for the company where I work. If I deviate it fucks everyone and the entire workflow. But I don’t really think CC is niche. The moment they support linux, I’m switching

If it is true that man was made in God’s image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins

Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they’ll start a crusade and I don’t want to be around for that

That’s when a couple of bros split off into a new room but you can still hear them banging through the wall.

Ethereum is a petroleum based lube used in gay porn. When multiple dudes double dock during an orgy, that’s called a block chain. The ethereum on their foreskins creates an immutable ledger.

And that’s exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.

I’d recommend separate computers

Kala namak and processed egg whites from a bottle. We’re heading towards a dystopian future

Keep sitting on those goose eggs, when they hatch and you attack with your goose army they’ll all be sorry.