That’s when a couple of bros split off into a new room but you can still hear them banging through the wall.

Ethereum is a petroleum based lube used in gay porn. When multiple dudes double dock during an orgy, that’s called a block chain. The ethereum on their foreskins creates an immutable ledger.

And that’s exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.

I’d recommend separate computers

Kala namak and processed egg whites from a bottle. We’re heading towards a dystopian future

Keep sitting on those goose eggs, when they hatch and you attack with your goose army they’ll all be sorry.

Usually you make your first dad joke when your kid is born. If it didn’t happen for you, you might need to go back and ask the doctor to hold you upside down and slap you on the ass.