It actually runs fine. Fast loading. Full framerate. Zero glitching. Everything works as you jump off the battle bus.

Then you get kicked from the server before you hit the ground.

That’s not a Linux problem.

As someone running a UPS on my ubuntu server, “uptime” represents the time since the last kernel release, and not much else.

I was trying to write something that would save an AVIF image this week. Holy shit the ecosystem is bad. I had to encode the image and write the exif tags with two different libraries. The latter being a CLI program and not a library. The WEBP situation is even worse.

We are never getting away from JPEG.

I remember Street Fighter II asked for page x, paragraph y word z. Once it even pointed to the German section of the manual where the word “mitten” was used. I found that clever. You can’t just copy the English part.

Also, Leisure Suit Larry did something similar, and they sold more copies of the manual than they sold of the game.

The troubleshooting section of the manual is almost always useless because it only ever covers user error.

My washer threw a drainage error and the manual suggested I blocked the outlet or had done something daft. I looked up the error code online and 90% of the time it was a failed water pump.

I had to replace the water pump. It was an easy job that required less documentation than a lego set for a 5 year old. You just had to know which screws to loosen to get to the pump. Was it documented? Of course not.

RMS is the Woz of the Linux world.

Linus wanted to call it Freax (a bad portmanteau of “Free” and “Unix”) but people suggested he name it Linux, after himself.

I too am working on a repo that predates git.

I had a Nokia 5110 too.

Is this what I need for streaming services?

I’ve been buying Gigabyte and pressing “DEL” since 1998.

It’s insane that there is no accepted UX standard for this.

This guy just walks fresh onto the scene and starts dropping better observational comedy than I see from people with 20+ years of experience on both platforms.

It’s not a standard until there’s an ISO, RFC, IEEE or IEC number to go with it.

It took me a few seconds to realise that graph is y=x*86-64.

Yep. It’s not Inkscape.

Do PhotoShop and Illustrator both do full vector editing? I never paid to find out.

Photoshop can’t draw capsicums so GIMP is still better.

Before even typing “notepad” after hitting Win+R, I realised I could just paste my text directly into the run dialog and re-copy it.

If I can’t script it because someone insists on GUI, it’s a failure.

Yes, but 20 years earlier.

AppImage is absolute chaos. Like, there’s an entire application floating on my desktop and it doesn’t have an icon, doesn’t appear in my list of apps, doesn’t update and has its own copy of libraries that are on my system, but aren’t managed or updated.

It’s even better when I can’t find a program that I thought I had installed. I go on the internet, find the site, and realise it’s appimage. I download the file just to find I already had it, and it was in my downloads directory.

Just package your program properly FFS.

I still have to use MBR instead of GPT because there are people still running Windows versions that can’t read it.