Huh. Learning a fun and cool math trick was not on the list of expected outcomes for today, but I’ll take it!

Yeah you just get to do the work of 3+ people as others get laid off and the workload shifted to you, until you can’t actually manage to keep up and then either get laid off or quit…

I refer to this as “the curse of competence”

Or really short adults

That one is for the buttcrack of any co-worker found bending over too far.

Had this years ago except it was a dumbass contractor where I worked who left a Windows server with FTP services exposed to the Internet and IIRC anonymous FTP enabled, on a Friday.

When I came in on Monday it had become a repository for warez, malware, and questionable porn. We wiped out rather than trying to recover anything.

You could also just put it on the old MacBook…