Anything is possible with enough zipties.

The B52 payload capacity is 70,000lbs. The GBU-57 is 30,000 lbs. So B52 can easily carry two. (After all, the b52 was built to carry nukes half way around the globe). They arent configured to carry it simply because its a slow, big target.

The B52 can carry it. But the trick is being able to carry it and not get shot down.

An abrams can travel at 25mph offroad. It’ll be impossible to aim to hit it. The only way is to launch all your trebuchets and hope one hits it. If you miss, you’re gonna have 60tons with multiple machine guns running you over in a few seconds.

VW was state own corp created to produce Porsche’s vehicle design. It was privatized in the 1960’s. It wasnt until 2013 when porsche took ownership over VW.