Bats Beans and Battlestar Galactica
Bats Beans and Battlestar Galactica
Yeah, no. I’m back at a real computer and thought about this so I went and looked.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/fastest-speed-for-an-airship
Guinness World Record is 115 km/h, a blistering 72 miles per hour.
That’s a stripped down machine made for “speed”. Anything made for “work” is going to be considerably slower. Don’t get me wrong, airships were an important stepping stone for aviation but none of them can compete with an airplane for utility.
woah! Everyone hold on to your hats!
Wait, what? I’m in my phone at work so searching sucks, can you link one of those fast airships?
lol, I worked in one (dangerous) shop where a common prank would be to wait for someone to be in thier hood, upend a large styrofoam coffee cup from the break room on the edge of someone’s bench, fill it with aceteline from a torch and spark it.
Let’s put a billion birthday balloons worth of MRI gas in a terminally slow aircraft and inexplicably fly it over sports stadiums.
Have you tried hardening the fuck up?
In other news, hot sauce isn’t really good on oatmeal.
Oh for fuck’s sake, this isn’t an ad for a jobs program.
Shh, the adults are talking.
10 cubits with a circumference of 30 cubits, yadda yadda yadda
edit: oh holy shit I hadn’t thought about this kerfuffle for 25 years but when I made this comment I went looking on the “internet” and holy shit the apology I found is insane. Absolutely in.sane.
Really, go look at the apologists trying to say that atheists don’t know what they are talking about, that the measurements aren’t precise, that there is a 4 inch rim that makes up for the difference. Just. Wow. Fucking WOW.
Any religious fucker that wants to @ me, bring it to my DMs. If you defend this bullshit about 10/30 cubits fucking bring it.
106 if you’re not afraid
Shit, I like getting old. I never thought I’d make it to 50. Glad to be here.
I can’t afford to run a hot tub so I shower in really hot water.
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Everyone knows Colorado would be bigger than Texas if you hammered it flat.