Any time I use the wrong definite article my German wife will loudly bark “NEIN!” It’s hot but educational.

Recipe: Add 1/4 cup of cheese.
Me: Adding 1 cup of cheese got it.

Honey addiction is real and tearing our communities apart.

I thought canaries got carried into the mine as a punishment for the great canary uprising of 1742.

I say we divide the day into 100 sections. No reason really I just think it’d be cool to party until 100 o’clock.

This is why I’m so patient and calm when dealing with spoons.

Guten Tag my homies!

Me: Hey bank AI, how much money is in my account?
Bank AI: (long pause) It looks like there are five banks in your area.

Invite with HR Friday at 4pm.

We are gathered here for it is the only opening in thy Outlook calendar.

Man, es ist harder and harder Lemmy posts zu read.

Allens is gangster, bis PLATTDEUTSCH förbi kämmt.

Entschuldigung. Haben sie…DANK MEMES?

Roll a d6…this is how many times you have to get up to pee during that sleep. Shouldn’t have drank 10 health potions huh?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I cry on company time.

Just be SUBTLE about it!

Marvel movies often have a subtle SUBTLE undertone cliticizing the Kaiser and praising a bohemian view of agriculture. It’s understandable but not forgivable that this is so often missed.

Volkswagen is the wagen for the volk.

“I don’t have a sea slug in this drive by.” Conjures images of underwater sea violence and muddies your message.

(Hitler giggling to himself) Big big Chungus, big Chungus, big Chungus!