I played and liked the first game, but when I read the reviews of part II it reminded me of the torture mission in GTA5, which I absolutely hated. So I skipped it, and I’m glad I did.

I think it’s because this is the raw sprite and CPS1 games had a wider-than-4:3 ratio in raw pixels, but were designed to be narrowed down by a 4:3 monitor.

“You should feel bad for utilizing these gameplay mechanics we designed the game around. You monster!”

Trevor in GTA5 was notable for being the only protagonist in those sort of games who remained in character no matter what you did during gameplay.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatMeasureIsAMook

You can still look stern without eyebrows, but you need the brow ridge for it.

It says words, not phrases. So you’re not allowed to use “I,” “use,” “by,” “the,” “way,” or “and.”

And it went pretty well, until they bought enough politicians to change it.

The elusive stomach penis.

“Find the bathroom all right?”

“Uh…yeeeeah.”

“And how does that make you feel?”

I always heard it was about not having a soul.

A hall of mirrors would be hell for a vampire to navigate.

Yeah, you’d still be driving a car you don’t own without the permission of the owner regardless of whether or not the way you obtained it isn’t prosecutable.

“Not before, but now that we know you’re probably an American, yes.”

And he did die of old age, at 56. Well, old age for the time.

or meme

It is.