I’ve got some bad news for you if you think you still get any of these for 5.45

Great, now I’m queueing at Burger King with an erection

Paris, supporting independence in the americas since 1784

How about some kind of extrajudicial disneyland?

The russians wiped it clean after the second world war, so there’s not really anything left Form the times as Königsberg.

Seeing how much struggle it was to reintegrate the former GDR, I say ‘No, thank you’