It’s like an iPad, but has to be plugged into the wall all the time. Rarely has a touch screen, so the only way to make it do stuff is with an external mouse and keyboard. Super useless.

The US VP went to NATO and said, “NATO was great when we shared democratic values; now that we’re focusing on xenophobic nationalism and cultural purity, NATO is not our style.” The old East-West world balance has been teetering for years, and now it’s time we all go to war again.