That’s a problem for marketing.

Stucco and food coloring, cause then the kid gets to keep it afterwards.

Hello fellow human, can I have that address then

Fabric softener isn’t soap tho, it’s like the opposite, a bunch of greasy conditioners and relaxants and fragrances designed to cling to your clothes even after rinsing.

China to the rescue, a good tug and they peel like a banana now

That sounds like an average Tuesday in Texas

Our local ice creamery is up for best ice cream in the country, They serve ice cream year round, but have excellent cocoa in the winter to draw in everyone, super expensive handmade marshmallows, etc.

Doesn’t let you rifle through things approvingly as you go. "Yes this is the correct directory because it has the three files I was looking at earlier–

You know what let’s do a ls -al just to be super sure it’s the right modification

My state has stripped unemployment down to 12 weeks, after that went by after my layoff at Christmas, I got so desperate and depressed and a little bit crazy. As the day is ticked closer to my first missed mortgage payment and car payment, And the thought of homelessness for me and my animals became a sobering reality, I started taking every interview I could possibly find, no preparation, just winging it until something worked.

During that whole process, I saw what the endgame is, we are slaves, but there is no slave master anymore, we do that part ourselves to avoid dying on the street.

So I am very motivated to start my own niche company and get the fuck away from this whole system at this point. Especially since I will have to work until I die, 401ks have all been cashed out during crises.

LOOK AT THE WORDS THEY ARE FUNNY

I’M GONNA SEND THIS TO MAY GRANDSON’S FACEBOOK

Deodorant was first marketed to immigrants and that’s how it took hold. People mildly-to-seriously stank for all of human history and it just was, perfumes have always been a market too. But then someone was like “but what if we made these folks feel even more ostracized to sell them a solution”

And this began the “your body is fucking disgusting” cycle that now encourages us to literally coat ourselves head-to-toe in (eczema to cancer causing) chemical deodorants. Great.

I think they mean to show something “fancy and expensive.”

Which rather ignores the M2 $399 Mac Mini I can go pick up at Best Buy right now, which is kind of insane cost/capability.

But their upgrades are stupid expensive and there are things to complain about with Apple.

Drink a bottle of pepto at night and it erases the damage pretty well. You’ll shit black tho.

Yep say something controversial but broadly acceptable, downvote yourself to look attacked, then come back in a few minutes and upvote your command and you’re now the top child comment under a post. Stealthy but effective.

Yes and realistically the Hornets were because the teal/purple combo went super hard in the 90s especially in the form of outerwear.

Seems dangerous, it’s a breach of the ToS I assume so they’re opening up to possible liability if Reddit got pissy. I’m actually surprised this kind of research gets IRB and other approval given you’re violating ToS unless given a variance from it (I used to conduct research on social networks and had to get preapproved accounts for the purpose, and the data I was given was carefully limited.)

Or lay them all out diagonally and use the Pythagorean theorum