I love using interns for this type of stuff at work. They are most likely not idiots but still young and dumb to discover issues in my process…

Fuck you

/s

I’m not really mad just wanted to continue the joke

One time a coworker asked me and another friend to go to the casino with her, her mom and her boyfriend after work and me and my friend said yes. We arrive and when we walk in we are told “if you sign up for our players card you get 20 dollars preloaded for free”… What the hell why not, free 20 dollars. Everyone besides me and my friend had one already so we said we’ll meet you inside once we get the card.

So we go to the counter and fill out their one page form, take maybe 10 minutes being generous. We get the card and go to walk onto the floor, keep in mind this place only had machine games, no tables or anything and my coworker is walking out with her family. “what’s up? I thought you were playing.” she responds “nah, we are leaving, we already lost $1500”

Somehow they lost $500 each in under 10 minutes… I still don’t know how.

Fun fact python was named after Monty python, not the snake.

I know it’s hard to get a hotel room in dragon con but just once I want some one to happen to have a business meeting. They book a hotel room and are just utterly confused about all the other guests…

You have to be careful if there are any 3s though… Sometimes you can’t see the threes because of the fouriest…

Possible and around right age but I don’t know… I’ve done stupid stuff also and am a man.

Like one night I was overworked and tired and just said I’ll buy McDonald’s for dinner. I went in drive thru, placed my order, paid, got my change, and it wasn’t till I got home that I noticed I never actually got the food…

Years ago when I was a late teen and living at my mother’s, she was at work as a cashier. She called my one morning and this was the conversation : Mom - do me a favor, go into my bedroom my phone should be on the nightstand. Can you grab it and bring it to me?

Me - you’re at work on break right?

Mom - yeah

Me - how are you calling me?

Mom - silence

Mom - nevermind, I have it…

Well, were you acting like a crybaby?