He has all that money but still can’t buy friends or fix his lazy eye…

Fun fact: if a billionaire was shot everyday in this country we would run out of billionaires in just over 2 years.

o7

Guillotine and ice cream, a winning combination.

Something, something, something WW3…

If it’s republican blend then it should be mixed with cocaine, Ozempic, and red40.

My neighbor tomo got murked.

Quitters always quit before they hit the jackpot. Respect the hustle! Sell the wife, sell the kids.

“ Dolphin this is a sneaking mission.”

Eddie Murphy and John Leguizamo both have hilarious bits about experiencing the birth of their first child. Basically describing it like the alien movies.

I’m 42 and I have no shame in fighting a 4yo for this game.

FYI if you see one cockroach there are at least 100 more watching you.

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That’s an explosive casting couch JD Vance is jealous.

North Korean fried chicken, hold the chicken…

I gotta shoot my old swamp cooler too huh?

Those ants out number us 100 to 1 and if they ever figure that out our way of life will end.

Keep it up baby and you’ll get my secret sauce.