Midnight Wolf

ootl did Paul Walker reincarnate and is doing a mash up of Xbox + FnF 17

Mmm my favorite

🍰🏜

Crush my keys into pieces, this is my

No, no, of course not. Just sensible yachts and mansions.

whispering in THX surround sound: we are everywhere~

As someone who prefers licks, this is good progress

Ah, I’m not running 11 yet. I’m one of the holdouts still on 10, I upgraded as soon as it was available and then restored from an image to 10. I fear I need to get pushed to it at EoL, since my home rig has two sound cards, a keyboard, and a mouse that are configurable only in windows. But fuck, I’m dreading the day, as I hate the start menu, the possibility of ads in explorer, the context menu is stupid and is not accessibility-friendly, I can’t keep the taskbar at the top, the settings are getting more obtuse…

So yeah that could explain why I’ve not seen it before myself :p

I don’t think I’ve ever had that happen - maybe it’s a group policy thing or something?

This is it. OP is just dumb. “omg it’s restarting when it said it was at less than 100% and I can’t fathom why that would be, I told it to shut down reeeEEEEE”. I used to think this was job security (“my system got corrupted and it’s totally not because I’m an idiot”) but as the years go on I yearn to simply drop filing cabinets on their heads.

box with image of successfully built backyard grill

homer, lowering the image to reveal his monstrosity

Soon: arrives at glue factory

Horse: wait no not like that

Okay, you go on and test it for us then

grabs popcorn

Phew, so it’s only a crisis for important shit. Dodged a bullet there! :D

caliber

dodge caliber

.233 bullet

bullet is ~1/4 the size of a compact vehicle

us military: ERECT

“wow, if I buy this gpu, my room will be literally freezing when I’m not playing a game, and it warms up to around 80 once I launch something? The fuck do I need an air conditioner for?”

When you work with Ned Flanders:

It’s actually a wide face

Poor white people too, gotta keep those recruitment numbers up somehow. Promise the world and hope they die so you don’t have to pay out.

clears throat

MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY

E: explicit version

gets shotgun in the face, robbed