Midnight Wolf

“but I like big strong angry and mysterious guys uwu”

“well this has backfired”

You get a 5 second invulnerability when you spawn though, so just start blastin

🐺👉👈

Oof 💀

Haha, well now. We call this the act of mating. But there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.

👍

Okay

Even simpler: shotgun blasts the physical machine

It’s more fun and exciting too!

WKYK, oh yeah

Me, looking at my Dyson vacuum: “you can do what”

Hehehe, penis head

That search query would be sent right after looking directly at it

The sandwich: 🌭

They aren’t true foss, but ‘source available’. I don’t remember why exactly (probably for licensing or something) and the typical user won’t know what that means nor care, but it is something to be aware of.

I like and use Grayjay, but the keyboard was not up to my standards, personally. Can’t find any foss/adjacent keyboards to come close to SwiftKey at all. I’ve been using it since release like 16+ years ago (?) or something, and every time I try something else, it’s just bad for a bunch of reasons.

Ha, the fools, you can’t go below no dignity at all! 💦

Imagine using a cellphone for calling lmao --millennials

lgtm

This is why you always use separate folders for your media and your media

I always assume that phrase means “I’m horny af” and thus far it’s always fit pretty well in the context, so I’m just rolling with it.

And I always feel a certain way 😏

Sure you can, see:

“can I take your photo?”

silence

“I’ll take that as a yes then”

flies buzzing around

📸