Is this a linux desk-calendar? Link please!

$ scotty-i-need-more cowbell

audo - admin-user do

Greetings fellow time-traveler. What model of entropy-reversing computer fan do you use?

Playing a fireplace video produces real heat.

Racking up coin while I sleep? Yes please! Good luck with your sleep walking.

…where they non-violently threaten your family to keep you there.

Censorship does not matter – censored people (?)

No, I imagine getting burned is more exciting than it is boring.