Plot twist: since pic 3 is outside the jail cell, you are just a drunk guard.
“Oh god, why did I drink that 800? I have a double shift today!”
More like:
“I gotta pound this 800 before my shift starts!”
I mean they are working a double, gotta keep the buzz going
Did anyone else play a game where Old E was duct taped to each of your hands and you couldn’t do anything until they were gone? I’m pretty sure the only one who won was the duct tape owner…
Edward Fortyhands?
Is that what the game is called?!? We never had a good name for it…
That’s what we called it in college. I think it’s a pretty common name for it
We use to race drinking OE 40s. Take one straight to the head less than 30 seconds. If I recall it was like 15-20 secs and it was gone.
You would have excelled at our game.
This meme but instead it’s the old school FourLoko when it still had caffeine.
Time travel is easy
Yeah, but only forward in time
Well no one ever said it was easy.
This yank special brew?
When you want to get obliterated but only have $3 and no respect for your body or taste buds
Ah. Round here we have Everclear for that. 180 proof straight grain alcohol. It’ll peel the paint off your walls at 40 paces and it mixes like shit with everything, but if you need to get a dozen people piss drunk for less than $10 it would definitely get that done.
180 proof
That’s 90% for people using normal units
Broke yank special.
I don’t know what this is.
Yank special brew is called malt liquor, sits between 5% and 12% abv, and is typically sold in 40oz bottles.
Also called a fotie (FOE-dee) or a lando (because Billy Dee williams, the actor who played lando calrissian also did ads for colt45 malt liquor)
This is 42 ounces?
It’s charcoal filtered sun golden malt liquor. It turns your gray skies blue.
Special give you a headache. One of the cheaper brews often called (OE).
Ayyo lets roll to the store, Easy E, so we can buy us some O.E. 40oz
gettin a buzz with the thugz in the neighborhood’s back
But buy you a couple of extra ones for the neighborhood rats
Quick edit: Obligatory
🔥🔥🔥
purpadrank couldnt dethrone the OG OE
Switch to plastic bottles was a mistake. Just doesn’t taste the same. Furthermore it’s just depressing, instead of kind of cool as well as depressing, as such were the glass bottles.
Every day I drink O. E. and I don’t go to work.
Glad to see other brands using temperature sensitive labels.
Indicates this is being drank at room temp… shudders
i love rhem OE’s
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