themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months agoPriorities of a good manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1566arrow-down113
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minus-squareBombOmOm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·edit-22 months ago“Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay” “We know. Now, would you like some tacos?” “What?” “Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”
minus-squareBillegh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·2 months ago“I told you, I’m gay.” “And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”
minus-squarebleistift2@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months ago“Oh, does that mean you can’t eat tacos?”
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months ago“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 months agoOh I read that totally different. “Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck” “Word, these supreme though?”
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoThat’s not a euphemism - I really am going to eat these actual tacos. You in or what?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months ago“I’m watching my weight” “This is how we knew”
“Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay”
“We know. Now, would you like some tacos?”
“What?”
“Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”
“I told you, I’m gay.”
“And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”
“Oh, does that mean you can’t eat tacos?”
“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”
Oh I read that totally different.
“Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck”
“Word, these supreme though?”
That’s not a euphemism - I really am going to eat these actual tacos. You in or what?
“I’m watching my weight”
“This is how we knew”