- Well that’s disappointing. 
- But they smell like up dog. - What’s smell? - Nothing up, what’s dog with you smell? 
 
 
- Do they at least use real corn? - Like 90% of American packaged food has corn in it. I’d say yes. - Smh there’s no package, it’s a corn dog. Why are you over here getting yours from FedEx? 
 
- You’re gonna have to define “real corn”, there’s a lot that can be called “corn” here after all lmao - Monsanto I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Corn™. 
 
- If you count syrup, then yes. 
 
- Deep down, they’re all weiners anyways. 
- If your lucky 
- Don’t tell them about baby powder! 
- What?? Now you’re going to tell me they are not made of real corn either? This is the worst timeline. 
- I refuse to believe it! 
- Yes. 
- No, they’re filled with only the finest Grade F meats! Sources include animal shelters, zoos, and circuses! Eat a corndog! Eat giraffe! 










