And the music of Weird Al

But what do the other bottles taste like?

Good point, I hadn’t thought of that.

It would have less every time someone drinks from it.

Is the new bottle identical to the bottle after the sip was taken? That would mean each copy has less juice than the one before it. So although the total amount of juice increases when a copy is made (at least until the sip is larger than the remaining juice), it would still run out eventually.

My friend said the fediverse is the Linux of social media. Now I’m trying to get him on the fediverse, and he’s trying to get me onto Linux.

I used to make mix tapes by recording mp3s onto cassettes so I could listen to them in my car.

If every genre you read is depressing, you’re the common factor.

Robin, seeing the bathroom sign: “What the hell is a hroom?”

My chemistry teacher used to say: if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

Yes.

Not much, what’s up with you, bean?

Take my upbean

With no explanation? You monster.

As Zach Weinersmith said in his book A City on Mars, “Leaving 2C warmer Earth for Mars would be like leaving a messy room so you can live in a toxic waste dump.”

This better not awaken anything in me.

Is she trying to say “I am, baby”? Do people abbreviate like that?

He said he painted the portrait of himself, not his kid.

Thank you, this thought had occurred to me recently, and I was wondering if it was accurate.

Yeah, I fell asleep and had a great nap!