• ngdev@lemmy.zip
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    10 hours ago

    bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away

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      2 hours ago

      Unless you’re like 1.5 in 10,000(.015%),I can assure you your average or slightly above.

      Edit: can’t help myself, there’s an abnormal amount of small dick fuckers here.

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          8 hours ago

          Edit to also add; my bad for making someone else feel better about themselves. I’ll try not to make that mistake again.

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          9 hours ago

          I would ask you to look it up.

          Edit to add; micropenis affects about .015%. I find it weird others are disagreeing.

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            8 hours ago

            I think they disagree because not having a micropenis (in the medical sense) doesn’t imply that you are above average.

            Assuming penis length is distributed normally exactly 50% of people are below average. If you remove 0.15‰ from that you are practically still left with about 50% that don’t have a micropenis and are below average.

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              8 hours ago

              Homie, there is no swaying me.

              Someone felt bad about themselves and I presented them with a counter.

              Fuck it, maybe I have a micro peen? And I was just trying to help out a fellow homie.

              Edit to add: doesn’t matter if they do or not. Fuck maybe I do! But it is not what’s important!

              What’s important is it not being fucking important!

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                8 hours ago

                I really appreciate people helping other people especially because the internet is often such a harsh and toxic place, but I don’t think presenting a counter that’s factually wrong really help.

                And you are right, it’s not important. I mean it’s not even a requirement to have a penis at all for intimacy. So unless you don’t have a tongue, no hands (not even 10 fingers required) you should be ok. You could also try toys.

                Penis length is often an ego thing and that’s hard to fix in a lemmy comment.

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              4 hours ago

              Lol, thanks for trying to use that as a cudgel. I’m comfortable with the size of my bits.

              But thanks for focusing on that.

              Edit to add: this entire interaction started with me telling someone they didn’t have one!

              This is really not a good look for you homie, trying to dog pile on at the last minute…