That’s honestly hilarious. I’d be laughing
Sex is supposed to be a fun bonding experience. I see no problem. If you can’t have dumb fun with your naked bestie who can you have fun with
Green flag
brown flag.
She hasn’t heard from him since? She’d better unclench and make sure he’s okay…
what if she farts, or accidentally poops.
Surprise pinkeye
If you can’t laugh during sex, then what dafuq are we even doing here‽
You guys make noise during sex?
It’s been a long while since I’ve seen an interrobang in the wild - you are a gentleperson and a scholar my good chum!
… fuckin’?
“what the fuq”- meant
bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away
Unless you’re like 1.5 in 10,000(.015%),I can assure you your average or slightly above.
Edit: can’t help myself, there’s an abnormal amount of small dick fuckers here.
I’m no expert but I don’t think that’s how bell curves work.
Edit to also add; my bad for making someone else feel better about themselves. I’ll try not to make that mistake again.
I would ask you to look it up.
Edit to add; micropenis affects about .015%. I find it weird others are disagreeing.
I think they disagree because not having a micropenis (in the medical sense) doesn’t imply that you are above average.
Assuming penis length is distributed normally exactly 50% of people are below average. If you remove 0.15‰ from that you are practically still left with about 50% that don’t have a micropenis and are below average.
What if 90% of people have the exact average length, and the rest are the bell curve?
Homie, there is no swaying me.
Someone felt bad about themselves and I presented them with a counter.
Fuck it, maybe I have a micro peen? And I was just trying to help out a fellow homie.
Edit to add: doesn’t matter if they do or not. Fuck maybe I do! But it is not what’s important!
What’s important is it not being fucking important!
Being swayed by facts is not a bad thing
I really appreciate people helping other people especially because the internet is often such a harsh and toxic place, but I don’t think presenting a counter that’s factually wrong really help.
And you are right, it’s not important. I mean it’s not even a requirement to have a penis at all for intimacy. So unless you don’t have a tongue, no hands (not even 10 fingers required) you should be ok. You could also try toys.
Penis length is often an ego thing and that’s hard to fix in a lemmy comment.
You are the first person to mention micropenis
Lol, thanks for trying to use that as a cudgel. I’m comfortable with the size of my bits.
But thanks for focusing on that.
Edit to add: this entire interaction started with me telling someone they didn’t have one!
This is really not a good look for you homie, trying to dog pile on at the last minute…
I guess wearing a rigid mask?
Yeah.
Perfectly one that shows you as a terrible person.
Go ahead and dawn a donald trump mask. You deserve it!
Um, what?
Honestly, don’t know what I was going on about.
My bad.
But the sentiment remains!
I’m angry at you, and don’t know what for.
Forgive me.
Some of us pay good money for that
One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree
(Unless it’s feces; that’s not out-of-the-box sanitary)
Well feces ideally isn’t a fluid
I’m SORRY if we can’t all meet Cosmo’s latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can’t handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don’t deserve it at its most-viscous.
It took me a moment to realize you were referring to Cosmo the magazine. I saw that OP’s username is Mr Fish and immediately thought of Cosmo and Wanda.
Most managers pay good money for people who brown-nose them
What the f*** is a Pusay?
It’s only a Pusay if it comes from the French region of Pusay. If it doesn’t, it’s just sparkling vagina
What the fans is a Pessay?
Censoring yourself while asking about a censored word is the epitome of irony.
We’re attempting to achieve the comedy.
C*medy please, there may be mods present. They are triggered by people having fun.
No it’s a pisay
Isn’t that how Macklemore pronounces it in “and we danced”?
A punanny
Steven Segal ft. Lady Saw: Me want the Punani
Yes, Steven Segal the bad action actor.
I went through therapy to block that memory. I curse you and Robert Evans for making me aware of this song.
You’re welcome!
This is peak Segal. He should be known for this and not anything else.
He’s an actor? I know him from Putin’s parades, which he attends frequently
You mean a Volvo?
p-say
Dude got suffocated by an anus.
Lord, I’d cum and then propose.
And if I was her, I’d wait til you were fingering my asshole then say, “Told you I’d put a ring on it”
