I’m SORRY if we can’t all meet Cosmo’s latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can’t handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don’t deserve it at its most-viscous.
It took me a moment to realize you were referring to Cosmo the magazine. I saw that OP’s username is Mr Fish and immediately thought of Cosmo and Wanda.
Some of us pay good money for that
One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree
(Unless it’s feces; that’s not out-of-the-box sanitary)
Well feces ideally isn’t a fluid
I’m SORRY if we can’t all meet Cosmo’s latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can’t handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don’t deserve it at its most-viscous.
It took me a moment to realize you were referring to Cosmo the magazine. I saw that OP’s username is Mr Fish and immediately thought of Cosmo and Wanda.
Most managers pay good money for people who brown-nose them