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      And honestly, this might be the best way to cut a pizza.

      I love the middle, crustless pieces in a square cut pie, but triangles are the best shape.

      Just cut the star in half a few times, as if you were cutting a regular 6 sliced pizza and whammo. Many delicious small bites

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        if you also cut the larger triangles in two and do it all very precisely, you can cut the pizza into 24 triangles of roughly the same size

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            Someone should sell a laser-based CNC cutter to pizza places so they can do elaborate cuts. Imagine a jigsaw puzzle cut pizza.

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              Wait, you can make cool shapes with a pizza laser? I’ve just been using it for that delicious burning pizza smell…

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                Some people like the burnt laser cheese taste but I’m not into it. I prefer to use my laser to add grill lines to my burgers the way BK does to the whopper before microwaving it.

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                  I have no idea how a directed air jet would work here. But I did fill my waterjet cutter with pizza sauce so fingers crossed I’ve found a less malodorous solution to geometric pizza.

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        Okay as a Chicagoan I’m inclined to say that squares are better for thin crust and Detroit style (which is a rectangle), and pie slices are better for Chicago style. The trash is for New York style. HOWEVER. This does appear to be the optional cut for thin and similar crusts for equal distribution of smaller pieces than a pie cut.

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          And here as an Estonian I thought pizza was an Italian food but it seems increasingly American at this rate lmao

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    In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

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      Just like how Amazon drivers don’t read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️

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        I know a couple of Amazon drivers and their routes are so over packed they all have to cut corners, break rules and ignore safety to complete their routes on time. All of them. Of course they’re not reading special instructions. It’s a sweat shop.

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          Delivery drivers are wage slaves like the rest of us. Infighting just helps the billionaires.

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        I have two (2) signs asking people to please not knock, and I also always put it in my delivery notes. Doesn’t matter, people still knock lol

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      Fuck Israel (specifically its government) , but leaning into the myth that “Israel” and “Judaism” are the same thing only helps them.

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        The star of David was adopted as a Zionist symbol, not a Jewish symbol. Before ~1850 it would be ridiculous to conflate the two, and until the 1940s it was still incredibly controversial to link it to Judaism. It was ironically the Nazis that popularized the idea a hexagram should be the Jewish symbol.

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    I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

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          Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.

          Make your jokes if you must but know I’m scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉

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          I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.

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    As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

    And if he isn’t, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.