A few ideas:

  • it’d come in like a wrecking ball
  • it would be slimmed-down, surgically
  • notification every 5 secs to remind you that her dad is (supposedly) a big deal
  • it would be annoyingly noisy
    • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip
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      DD Linux comes with a very special /etc/bashrc

      preexec () { dd "$@" }
      preexec_invoke_exec () {
          [ -n "$COMP_LINE" ] && return  # do nothing if completing
          [ "$BASH_COMMAND" = "$PROMPT_COMMAND" ] && return # don't cause a preexec for $PROMPT_COMMAND
          local this_command=`HISTTIMEFORMAT= history 1 | sed -e "s/^[ ]*[0-9]*[ ]*//"`;
          preexec "$this_command"
      }
      trap 'preexec_invoke_exec' DEBUG
      

      This neat little wrapper will send any command you input to dd, then, if that returns with a 0 exit status, actually run your command in the prompt. I think Danny Devito would approve.

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      5 days ago

      Fatal error: file not found Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?