A few ideas:
- it’d come in like a wrecking ball
- it would be slimmed-down, surgically
- notification every 5 secs to remind you that her dad is (supposedly) a big deal
- it would be annoyingly noisy
Let’s get normies aboard the Linux train by creating more distros with celebrity branding: imagine Taylor Switft Linux or BTS Linux.
DD Linux (Danny Devito Linux)
So anyway, I started blasting
DD Linux comes with a very special
/etc/bashrcpreexec () { dd "$@" } preexec_invoke_exec () { [ -n "$COMP_LINE" ] && return # do nothing if completing [ "$BASH_COMMAND" = "$PROMPT_COMMAND" ] && return # don't cause a preexec for $PROMPT_COMMAND local this_command=`HISTTIMEFORMAT= history 1 | sed -e "s/^[ ]*[0-9]*[ ]*//"`; preexec "$this_command" } trap 'preexec_invoke_exec' DEBUGThis neat little wrapper will send any command you input to
dd, then, if that returns with a 0 exit status, actually run your command in the prompt. I think Danny Devito would approve.Fatal error: file not found Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
I Think You Should Linux with Tim Robinson
It would ship with a copy of the egg game.
Kernel panic Ohoh! Botched it ! I botched it.
There was a Taylor Swift Linux but it’s dormant
Honestly, BTS Linux might actually be a success.
Definitely. You’ll have people setting up discord servers to teach everyone how to create a bootable usb drive. The mass coordination of the fandom is insane.
ruOS. Endorsed by RuPaul. Imagine how pissed the fascists over at omarchy would be.
Linus linux after Linus Sex Tips. Or linux for short.
Her vocal fry is the system wide notification sound
Sudo and elevated privilege failures queue playing the Achu Breaky Heart.
- You’re likely to get infected if you touch it
Antivirus scanners hate this one distro
