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Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

Terrible idea

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Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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  • 13igTyme@piefed.social
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    9 hours ago

    You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.

    Also don’t take glass to the beach, take cans.

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      But only cases! Never 6-packs.

      For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.

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      Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can’t sit anywhere else.

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      Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??

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      Also don’t take glass to the beach, take cans.

      Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        Bring yo needles!

        • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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          Okay I’m here. What now?

          • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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            6 hours ago

            Sunscreen, maybe?

          • Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.comOP
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            Username made me chortle

          • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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            Raise hell!

        • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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          wtf

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            What? If you’re not bringing yo beer, bring yo needles at least. It’s the beach.

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              Broken glass, needles, now I gotta watch Wristcutters again

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              Hell yeah! Where all my New Jerseyans at?

            • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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              what the hell are you talking about dude?

              • Wilco@lemmy.zip
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                NJ has hypo needles on the beach.

                • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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                  4 hours ago

                  ew

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                I believe he is making a joke regarding the practice of consuming drugs via intravenous injections, also commonly known as “shooting up.” The precipice of the joke appears to be the expectation that when one “takes neither and shows up drunk”, and the twist is that “rather than showing up drunk he’s doing hard drugs such as heroin, cocaine, or even methamphetamine or other commonly shot drugs” wherein lies the humor. Though that is simply my interpretation, and perhaps the original poster will be so kind as to elucidate, we shall see.

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                  Or they’re just saying something that’d be even worse than broken glass to step on.

                • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  You don’t typically shoot up meth or cocaine. Coke is usually snorted, meth is usually snorted or smoked, crack is usually smoked. Heroin is the only one that is typically shot up.

                  You can shoot up meth and coke, but it’s not the go-to method since it’s harder (and needles can be difficult to source). It’s usually only used by the hardest users, because they’ve become too tolerant for other methods to get them high.

                  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                    You’d be surprised, people do indeed shoot coke or meth. They’ve also been known to use sprite when they didn’t have water, which is actually crazier when you think about it.

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                  A lot of people like to take drugs on the beach and discard the needles in the sand to the point the beach is more needle than sand.

                  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                    Depends on your location. You at Wildwood? Lol

              • Wereduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Estradiol Valerate?

              • ContriteErudite@lemmy.world
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                They are referring to when New Jersey had a huge problem with needles washing up on the beaches back in the 90s.

                • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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                  oh im canadian so i don’t get that.

              • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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                7 hours ago

                Diabetes?

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                  when you talk about it in relation to a substance that inebriates you, someone is gunna not think “oh they are talking about insulin” and more so “are they talking about drugs?”

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                    Eeza joke. (Or a distraction from Lemmy’s user base’s taste for hard drugs.)

      • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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        how about you don’t need to drink, and drinking while outside in the sun further accelerates dehydration.

        • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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          I find your disdain for my culture borderline racism. Think about your hurtful words before you speak them. Now let’s have a drink and be friends. :)

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            huh. how is that racism. just drink water at the beach mate its better for you.

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              Water at the beach is salty.

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                5 hours ago

                So make pasta!

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                just bring a desalination plant

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              (My) Humour isn’t for everyone.

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      But glass is made from sand, I’m just returning it to where it came from!!!

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      I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they’re meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.

      Something like this:Tip resistant decanter

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        how?

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          They lean and spin but don’t fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).

          I’ve never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I’ve handled.

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            Seems like a big wide base would be safer.

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              Probably, but way less neat. Also takes more space in storage.

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          I’m having a hard time seeing how you’re not seeing how.

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      Take flasks.

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        Take wooden barrels.

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      For me it doesn’t really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can

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        Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.

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          Super pretty decades or centuries later tho

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      You can stick tall cans in the sand

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