Like what if the magic turns your penis into an octopus or something… What a gamble.
Give me some. Let’s do this.
The secret ingredient is macaque testicles and viagra.
This is what I want for xmas
is this more potent than three penis wine?
I have to try, where can I get this three penis wine, asking for my friend down south?
It’s unfortunately not very good. And my penis count is still only 1, and honestly not super magical.
Chicago, USA
You rarely hear the phrase “where the FUCK is the penis on this thing??” in infomercials nowadays and it’s a crying shame!
You start with three guys who’s friendship you don’t really value.
Absolutely not. Nothing is as potent as the stuff you can find at the EBDB BnB.
If you need any room service or sex toys, just ring the front desk ✨
Must be a strong drink … because penis mightier
That’s the pen is mightier, Mr. Connery.
OK Alex … I’ll take Jap Anus Relations then
Why would he smite the pennies tho?
They ass pennies.
You’re stittin on a gold mine Trebek!
Where they getting the magical penii to make wine out of?
I’ll never tell!
rare and/or endangered animal’s bones typically.
Penis bones?
Apparently humans are rare among mammals for not having a bone in our penis!
Or ancient Egyptian mummies
Made from, by, or for magical penis?
Yes
Sold
There’s a whole genre of memes that’s just badly translated English. I believe it was popular back when I was a college sophomore in the mid 2000s
I regret to inform you that this is an accurately translated label. There are loads of Chinese wine that’s supposed to be like viagra. Make your penis magical and whatnot
i went to china once. i just remember getting the orange wine because whenever i’m away from my parents i’m like FINALLY i can get high, lmao
Ah yes, autocowrecks and engrish back on the ol’ cheezburger site. Those were simpler times.
you remember ytmnd? that was the place encyclopedia dramatica called “the place where memes go to die”
Only the acronym, sadly.
you’re the man now, dog!
only ytmnd OG’s remember ptkfgs
Nedm
Wait until you hear about magical urine eggs.
Does it make a magical penis appear or make your penis magical?
Let’s just say you don’t want to drink it unless your penis is already magical and rated for this specific wine.
I’ve not finished the bottle yet.
Or is it made from magical penii?
This was actually named based on the original version of the religious myth.
Turns out that Jessie of Nazzie’s digestive system was just all kinds of fermented and fucked up 🤷
Why does the lower-case n in your caption look like it’s on the wrong baseline? Did you arrange those letters manually?
How do you make your eyes this good? Reading your comment I stared at it and saw nothing wrong until I put a ruler on the screen.
No the font ‘aileron bold’ is a bit wacky but I like it.
Sounds like Bluesky’s favorite beverage.
