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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

I am but a caffeinated goose

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I am but a caffeinated goose

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Coffee is a diuretic, but I don’t know if its the caffiene. Other caffeine drinks don’t make me have to use the bathroom soon after, like coffee does. It’s not giving diarreah, it’s just moving things along.

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      Maybe its the temperature of the coffee too.

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        i drink my tea that hot, it does not do it. coffee does.

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          Typical tea has around 50mg of caffeine. Typical espresso based drink has 2 or 3 espresso shots at around 65mg each. Plus milk, which a bunch of adults can’t digest to at least some degree.

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            so you’re in luck i know way too much about my gut. i can test for part of the gut but i’m missing much of mine. the parts i have, black coffee accelerates transit around 33% (reduces by 1/4). Short version, it stimulates peristalsis to a degree that tea does not. If you would like specific numbers I’m going to need a day or two.

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      James Hoffman just recently made a video on this very subject: https://youtu.be/LZnAQ-PWQdg

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      It may be the quantity, energy drinks do it too.

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