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minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 months ago- “Grandpa, did you fight in WW3?” - “No, they wouldn’t let me enlist because I masturbated way too much. Like an immediately disqualifying amount.”
minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoGrandpa, do you mind? It’s hard to talk to you when you do that in front of me.
- “Grandpa, did you fight in WW3?”
- “No, they wouldn’t let me enlist because I masturbated way too much. Like an immediately disqualifying amount.”
Grandpa, do you mind? It’s hard to talk to you when you do that in front of me.