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- “Grandpa, did you fight in WW3?”
- “No, they wouldn’t let me enlist because I masturbated way too much. Like an immediately disqualifying amount.”Grandpa, do you mind? It’s hard to talk to you when you do that in front of me.
How exactly does masturbating prevent you from military service?
It makes you go blind.
It makes your hand pregnant
How is babby formed?
When they won’t get their dicks out of their hands in formation, it’s very distracting for others.
WW3 is gonna be a 5v5 on de_dust2
not gonna lie it would be awesome if wars were actually conducted by gaming
They already are, but the controls are connected to physical weapons that kill people IRL.
