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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
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    Imagine having to finger your instrument to change notes

    This comment was also made by trumpet gang

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      I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Drummer.

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Dahmer.

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        You also make music nose by beating animal hide with sticks.

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      Former trumpet gang, I just want people to think about the fact that every brass instrumentalist has to empty out a notable amount of spit/moisture from their instrument every once in a while and I hope you’re gagging right now because I always do at the thought of it

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        ✨trumpet gravy✨

        • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world
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          I should stop scrolling lemmy when I’m eating

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            No trumpet gravy on the plate eh? Try holding the food in your mouth longer for a similar effect, in a pinch.

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        It’s condensation

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          That’s why I included the /moisture part

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      I make sure to wet my instrument before fingering it (reed instrument). The bowed string instruments need to be stroked though.

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        I lube up my guitar strings before I finger the fretboard

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          Careful with that G-string, it can just snap right off.

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      I’m glad someone posted a Riker

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    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      My new favorite gif

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    Por que no los dos

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Tromboners get jerked off.

    Everything is fingered (or beaten).

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      Clearly then theramins are asexual.

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        I would say you finger them; but they can also be fisted. 🤷‍♂️

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          They’re very sensual, but there’s not supposed to be any touching.

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            So they’re Mormon instruments. 🤔

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        Theremins vibe chord.

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    Tromboner

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    this is how WW3 starts isn’t it

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      Not with a bang, but a womp womp

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    Dude, I think your jerk off technique is gonna break your dick.

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    What about the reed instruments where you have to give your instrument oral, and it’s your tongue and lip control which determines the note you produce?

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      [ breathing intensifies ]

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    Trunpet gang about getting fingering and mouthing right then a little stroke when you get to the D.

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    Always remember to use lube

    No, slide lube! Slide lube!

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    Yeah but the third valve slide feels like sticking your finger in someone’s ass whole blowing them.

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      I’ll take your word for it.

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    As a trumpet player at one point, I do have to acknowledge that the French horns were widely considered the best cuddlers due to the practice they got holding their own instruments.

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      That must be why French horns sound warmer. They’re always being cuddled. ❤️

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      But sousaphone players make the best little spoons.

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    With trumpets you edge it

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