I hate to break it to you, but most men don’t have a body shape like that. Not hating or anything, but skirts and croptops generally don’t match too well with a hairy beer belly in the eyes of many ppl.
Quitter talk
I’m getting rid of said hairy veer belly to make it fit better :3
Scots will disagree
We cunningly designed kilts to cover up to just above the navel
If I’d have a skirt around up above my navel, you could park a jumbo jet underneath the skirt in front of my cock
You can smuggle a rotisserie chicken under your kilt.
That’s where you keep your haggis.
Sausage and potatoes
You know the archetypal Scottish sausage is square, right?
Switch the crop top for a lumberjack shirt and grow a beard.
Problem solved
“Beard”
Sounds like good motivation to lose the beer belly.
Or don’t, there’s people out there who are into the gut. It’s more about making sure people feel comfortable in their own skin and not just bending to societal expectations out of a blind sense of conformity.
fuck the “eyes of many people”.
You do not want to see me in a skirt.
You definitely don’t want to see me in a crop top.
Challenge accepted.
Show us you sexy king.
10/10. Powerful. Savage. “Idgaf” chic. Would recommend to friends.
If the internet has taught me something it is: there is market for ANYTHING.
There would be a group of people out there thirsty AF for pics of you in either garment, no garments, a sailor uniform, dinosaur suit or a man-kini. You would be loved and worshipped by people you wouldn’t even had guessed would be into you.
Just don’t post it here please.
Don’t try to tell us what we want
You don’t want to see my middle aged beer belly.
Lol
Yes! Yes we do!
It’s been too many years since Sailor Bubba
With the right gut, nearly all tops are croptops.
I don’t know about a crop top, but I would totally rock a roman/greek battle skirt
Honestly I would super not be into that. There’s a lot of people who I do not want to see in this, and there’s even more that do not want to see me in this.
Nooo thank you I’ve got too much belly fat and hair lmao
I don’t want to be mistaken for a yeti haha
We don’t judge💀🙌
It provides proper ventilation for penis!
Considering that i weld for a living i’ll look like tanned swiss cheese by the evening
Be your sexy self but don’t tell me what to wear. I’ve been working that out for a long time and I look amazing.
Shit if i looked like that, i would.
Yep, there is nothing attractive about my beer belly :(
Incorrect!!!
Wrong! The force of gravity is stronger from heavier objects.
Attractive? Who cares about attractive? The sheer comfort alone is a way higher selling point. Most people don’t dress to be attractive, they’re secure enough to just look sensible and be comfortable.
Body hair can look good popping out of clothing, but under a crop top isn’t it.
Cheers to all my homies promoting healthy diet and proper posture. 💋
