



Well at least that’s a flared base.
But, uhm… context?
everything everywhere all at once
go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correctOn the flip side, I didn’t make it all the way through, i thought it was so bad but then I rate A Clockwork Orange as the worst movie of all time
Oh yeah I’ve seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
I watch so much media that unless I’ve watched something several times, I can’t really recall anything that’s like older than two years.
Hell I’ve started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn’t as young as it used to be, going downhill already.
apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
It’s impressive that you could. It was pretty memorable.
It’s impressive that you could.
I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It’s mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it’s kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can’t remember what happened a few days before.
Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don’t know if I’m just making up bullshit as I go along.
And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It’s like when they “proved” to House in House MD that he’d gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.
If watched it don’t remember this though. Why is the guy trying to insert it.
they need to do random things to get parallel world powers, obviously
From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you’ll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
I was like, wait a minute, that’s a really fast reply. But then noticed you actually wrote that 3 min ago. Which confirms I wasn’t just making up my memorised about this in the other comment! Yayy, Thanks
Yeah, I figured I’d write it out for the people upvoting your comment who needed context.
You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.
Also don’t take glass to the beach, take cans.
But only cases! Never 6-packs.
For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.
Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can’t sit anywhere else.
Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??
Also don’t take glass to the beach, take cans.
Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.
Bring yo needles!
Okay I’m here. What now?

Sunscreen, maybe?
Username made me chortle
Raise hell!
wtf
What? If you’re not bringing yo beer, bring yo needles at least. It’s the beach.
Broken glass, needles, now I gotta watch Wristcutters again
Hell yeah! Where all my New Jerseyans at?
what the hell are you talking about dude?
NJ has hypo needles on the beach.
ew
I believe he is making a joke regarding the practice of consuming drugs via intravenous injections, also commonly known as “shooting up.” The precipice of the joke appears to be the expectation that when one “takes neither and shows up drunk”, and the twist is that “rather than showing up drunk he’s doing hard drugs such as heroin, cocaine, or even methamphetamine or other commonly shot drugs” wherein lies the humor. Though that is simply my interpretation, and perhaps the original poster will be so kind as to elucidate, we shall see.
Or they’re just saying something that’d be even worse than broken glass to step on.
You don’t typically shoot up meth or cocaine. Coke is usually snorted, meth is usually snorted or smoked, crack is usually smoked. Heroin is the only one that is typically shot up.
You can shoot up meth and coke, but it’s not the go-to method since it’s harder (and needles can be difficult to source). It’s usually only used by the hardest users, because they’ve become too tolerant for other methods to get them high.
A lot of people like to take drugs on the beach and discard the needles in the sand to the point the beach is more needle than sand.
Estradiol Valerate?
They are referring to when New Jersey had a huge problem with needles washing up on the beaches back in the 90s.
oh im canadian so i don’t get that.
Diabetes?
when you talk about it in relation to a substance that inebriates you, someone is gunna not think “oh they are talking about insulin” and more so “are they talking about drugs?”
how about you don’t need to drink, and drinking while outside in the sun further accelerates dehydration.
I find your disdain for my culture borderline racism. Think about your hurtful words before you speak them. Now let’s have a drink and be friends. :)
huh. how is that racism. just drink water at the beach mate its better for you.
Water at the beach is salty.
So make pasta!
just bring a desalination plant
(My) Humour isn’t for everyone.
But glass is made from sand, I’m just returning it to where it came from!!!
I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they’re meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.
Something like this:

how?
They lean and spin but don’t fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).
I’ve never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I’ve handled.
Seems like a big wide base would be safer.
Probably, but way less neat. Also takes more space in storage.
I’m having a hard time seeing how you’re not seeing how.
Take flasks.
Take wooden barrels.
For me it doesn’t really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can
Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.
Super pretty decades or centuries later tho
You can stick tall cans in the sand
That’s how you get another ‘1 man 1 jar’ incident.
Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
Don’t forget lube. Might have some at checkout. They get it.
Someone buy only these Coronas and some lube and take a picture of the cashier’s reaction.
Where’s fisting enthusiast when you need him?
The his is just a tiny amphora, the Greeks have this Japanese designer beat by about 3000 years
Hopefully these don’t shatter as easily as the big ones …
It has to be a joke. Why would I put my cold beer into the hot sand?
I’m no scientist but would the sand insulate at all?
The top of the sand tends to be hotter than the layers below. If you dig in a bit, the sand underneath is very cool and refreshing.
Incidentally, its the opposite of the human anus, which only gets hotter the deeper you penetrate.
Yeah we certainly needed to know that last fact
I wonder what the unit of hotness is.
!Subscribe to sand/butt facts
Well of course, the base isn’t flared.
CyberOSHA over here demanding we don’t have fun …
aaaaand the ER’s filling up.
Its always been easy to stick your beer bottle in the sand. This for somewhere else.
I’m thinking anus.
Its always been easy to stick your beer bottle in the anus. This for somewhere else.
Nope, nope, nope, this is for nowhere. I’m having vivid flash backs of the jar video.
Your rear deserves better! Proper equipment is less embarrassing and painful than an ER trip, friends. /gen
Proper equipment
Like a keg?
A jar
Been saying it for a while, we need to universally un-stigmatize putting things up your butt. The world would be a better place.
thats what a rookie would say!
Prob isn’t even on a first name basis with the good ER folk.
Could bring a whole new meaning to the term “butt chug”
Nope, it would still be the same. Just glass in the way.
My understanding of a current butt chug is someone ingests liquid into their ass
My new proposed meaning is when someone shoves the base of this bottle in their ass then positions themselves so a 2nd person can enjoy the chugging.
Finally, a drinking game that’s inclusive to our amputatee homies!
Meh. Just use lube and don’t let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don’t leave glass bottles on the beach, that’s just rude.
And leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
Just like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.
So you get warm beer?
Not if you go to a cold beach.
I’m calling it “sand on the beach” from now on…
Sand to sand!
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