gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agoI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1375arrow-down19
arrow-up1366arrow-down1imageI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agomessage-square69fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up76·9 hours agoA sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 minutes agoTacos are a flatbread sandwich.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 minutes agoNo hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-28 hours agoEnters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 hour agoFreeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 hours agoYou’ll love my nuts.
minus-squareEnzy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoWhat if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 hours agoOnly in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 hours agoThere aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoI thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 hours agoHow many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoTwo and it’s been cut on both already.
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 hours agoI cut mine in the 4th dimension
minus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 hours agoIts an open-faced timelike curve.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoYour sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 hours agoTime is a flat circle.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 hours agoThen why does it cast a spherical shadow?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 hours agoSo like an Uncrustable.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 hours agoThat’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Soup
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
You’ll love my nuts.
What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
4D time cube?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Like a pizza.
Mobius sandwich
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!