Lo, my son is gay, for he is a man, and he enjoys intimacy and intercourse with other men. Verily, I hath been told that he doth smoker many poles. Hearken to me though, gay son, and any others that may be concerned, I doth not care, for I love my son in a non gay, familial way, whether he preferreth vaginas, penises, or any other genital configuration. Nonetheless we shall celebrate with 12 tacos. And as is the custom the tacos will be eaten by me, Timmy Taco, and my son shall watch, and he shall not be allowed to eat even one taco, for they are my tacos, and whether he be gay or not he can get his own fucking tacos"
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He made a rookie mistake by mixing up the gay meals, 12 tacos are for the lesbian daughter, 12 hotdogs are for the gay son.
And nine, nine combos were gifted to the race of pansexuals, who, above all else, desire power.
“Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay”
“We know. Now, would you like some tacos?”
“What?”
“Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”
That’s not a euphemism - I really am going to eat these actual tacos. You in or what?
“I’m watching my weight”
“This is how we knew”
Oh I read that totally different.
“Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck”
“Word, these supreme though?”
“I told you, I’m gay.”
“And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”
“Oh, does that mean you can’t eat tacos?”
“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”
I see the dilemma here. On the one hand, it’s a very important moment in his relationship with his son. On the other hand, tacos.
What dilemma? Enjoy a very important with your family AND eat tacos! Win fucking win.
i’d dont think in an ideal world there should be a dilemma, it shouldnt be a bigger deal than saying that you are left handed.
If we lived back in the days when being left handed was bad, then that would be a pretty tense revelation too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
Lmao wrong link, but I’m going to keep it.
This is enviable.
Being able to eat 12 tacos in a meal and remaining skinny like that
He’s probably gotta eat that much, though, and nothing makes eating less fun than needing to long term (so not just fries and milkshakes) bulk.
Heartwarming now, heartburning later.
An understandable reaction, for sure.
I wonder if he rolled them up and showed them in whole or tongued the insides out like an enthusiastic labrador.
If I raise my kids gay, will I too get free tacos? /s
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Still have no idea what a meme is, but by golly that’s not going to stop you from posting random crap… Good for you.
