Just wrap your mouth over the spout and you don’t waste a single drop.

Thought that was JD Vance at first. Still not sure it isn’t.
Came here to say this. It’s a perfect strategy until they start putting cages on them like at my last job.
Is there…more to this story?
It’s a Parks and Recs reference. Here’s a clip of the episode: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QoCOQb2u-N8
Oh yeah lol guess it’s time for a rewatch.
Found the person from Pawnee.
That’s hot.
Finally some kink representation
I think in this case you dont call it a spout you call it a nipple.
I’ve got nipples, Greg. Can you mil- OH GOD, HE’S LATCHED ON LIKE A LAMPREY!!!
Bubbler is mostly only used in parts of New England and WI

https://brilliantmaps.com/linguistic-maps-that-divide-americans/
And Australia! And I am from both.
Thanks, Kohler!
Though I don’t know why that bit of New England got it.
I love these. Thank you.
I do not like this
Could always drink Brawndo instead.
Eww like water,
From like the toilet
no
I can’t see a water fountain without a mental 1 steamboat, 2 steamboats, 3 steamboats…
Though I always appreciated the ones who counted hippopotamuses instead.Was that how long you could take to drink if there was a line?
Yes.
Man, I haven’t thought of that in almost 40 years!
That was the weirdest thing for me when I worked at a little kid’s school. When I was a kid, we didn’t have designated drinking time at the fountain. We just drank randomly during recess and lunch.
Ours was always “1 2 3 save some for me”
Hey! No cuts.
This is surely going to always end well, especially with glasses 🤓.
I can feel the pain in my neck already
The second saves water at the expense of your dignity.
Ha, the fools, you can’t go below no dignity at all! 💦
Hi















